Snowman Crossing
*Dad: Calvin, I'm late for work!*
Snow Sharks
*Calvin: That guy's a goner.*
Hot Water Bottle
*Calvin: He's committing suicide.*
Car Accident
*Dad: I think we'd better get that kid to a psychologist.*
Explorer with Shrunken Heads
*Mom: On the other hand, the neighbors keep planting nice big trees next to us.*
Picket Line
*Dad: No one else in the office talks about this kind of thing.*
Dog
*CALVIN!*
Crash Test Dummy
*Calvin: Well I wouldn't have steered like THAT. He deserved it!*
Prophets of Doom
*Mom: You certainly take the pleasure out of waiting for daffodils.*
Death by Ice Cream Scoop
*Calvin: It's a sordid story.*
Dad the Slave Driver
*Dad: Where are my glasses?*
Nausea
*Dad: Eggplant casserole tonight?
Mom: Why, yes!*
Snow Chicken's Revenge
*Calvin: Oh yeah? Define 'well-adjusted.'*
Bowling
*Calvin: First she says go out. Now she says come in.*
Two-Headed Snow Mutuant
*Dad: You can always tell when you get to OUR house.*
Sports Gone Wrong
*Calvin: Mom and Dad don't value hard work and originality as much as they say they do.*
Contemplation
*Calvin: He's contemplating snowman evolution.*
Delivery for Susie Derkins
*Calvin: What makes you think I did it?*
Snow Art
*Calvin: I call it, 'The Torment of Existence Weighed Against the Horror of Nonbeing.'*
Snowman House of Horrors
*Calvin: You don't like my 'Snowman House of Horrors,' do you?*
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