'I apologised then, and I do so again now, over the fact that I asked for bank statements to be mocked up.'
Conning Princess Diana into a bombshell interview using fabricated documents - probably not a good thing.
'Anybody who done ever been [affected] by AIDS-HIV y'all got the right to be upset.'
After a homophobic rant on-stage at a Miami music festival.
'I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl.'
Acceptable primetime viewing: bonecrunching violence. Unacceptable: a nipple.
'I misled people, including even my wife. I deeply regret that.'
Turns out people have different interpretations of the phrase 'sexual relations'.
'I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.'
Sleeping with every blonde in southern Florida is not aligned to the values of most families.
'I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable.'
I'm not really a drunken anti-Semite, I just say anti-Semitic things when I'm drunk.
'The video was premature. It was in poor taste. All pure intentions, but sometimes you don't hit the bull's-eye, right?
Right. Your version of 'Imagine' was the worst thing to happen to John Lennon since Mark Chapman.
'I didn't do it for views. I get views. I did it because I thought I could make a positive ripple on the internet, not cause a monsoon of negativity.'
Broadcasting yourself giggling with your friends around a suicide victim's body is 'positive', apparently.
'I believe that every one of God's creatures was created equal, no matter what church you go to pray. I believe that everyone should be treated equal, and that's the way I was raised.'
But also raised to call some of them the N-word.
'I'm sorry to my fans if I let you guys down! I'm sorry to my friends at mtv. I will apologize to taylor 2mrw.'
But I hope at least you learned your lessons about how to behave at awards shows?
'Violence in all of its forms is poisonous and destructive. My behavior at last night's Academy Awards was unacceptable.'
Thought he was still playing Ali. Method actors, am I right?
'I’m sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child. I have been driven to the edge by parental alienation.'
Why might an 11-year old feel alienated from a parent who calls them a 'rude, thoughtless pig… (without) brains or decency'?
'I acted like a punk. I regret that. I’m an actor and I don’t quite know how to handle this movie star thing.'
To clarify, you don't handle it by swearing at the crew and threatening to smash all the equipment.
'I got caught up in the excitement of the moment. I would never intentionally endanger the lives of my children.'
But… you did dangle your baby off a 4th-floor balcony?
'I don't show up late to shows because I don't care. The challenge is aligning my energy with the time.'
It's not that I don't care, it's that I can't be bothered…
'I'm sorry about that, I had this beautiful idea, but we got carried away with ourselves. Artists are prone to that kind of thing.'
Don't care how sorry you are, that album is still popping up on my iTunes.
'I'm sorry for what I did. My director directed me to shoplift for a role I was preparing.'
He could have just directed you to, you know, act.
'I'm sorry. My goal is to bring people together not tear us apart. Much love & appreciation to the Academy.''
Bringing the whole world together - against your own homophobia - kudos
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